Voices: Laggards Part 1

At the back of a loud and cold—due to a “technical” with the building’s heating system—club I had the hilarious pleasure of sitting down with up and coming duo Laggards, Colin and Dan. Even though I didn’t provide the artists with proverbial Fat Tugs the interview went smoothly—thanks Hop Circle. Right off the bat member Dan Gdlvtch summarizes the ethos of what then ensued, the following words were shared at MachineDrum’s Vapour City Show @ club 9one9.

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Meow meow, meow.

Dan: Your microphone is maxed out—*showing all the bars—clipping.
If the recording fails I’ll email your people with the in-depth questions.

Laggards don't sweat it

Dan: Laggards have no depth.
Ok, well at least how ar…

Colin: SUP!
Dan: good.
….when did this project come about?

Colin: Oh like a couple months ago, in the summer, we were getting ready to play an art show (wolfsheep). And we thought, maybe we should be a real thing together—like a team. We had been tossing around ideas, and then we played that one and decided to name ourselves. The key to laggards though is—a, don’t take anything seriously, cuz fuck everyone.
OK, Laggards has no fluff, its pure fuckery. But, from knowing your other aliases you’re not belligerent people, so what is the vibe that Laggards brings?

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Dan: We’re the opposite of taking yourself seriously. Kinda just doing what the fuck we want.
Colin: Seeing how far down the hole of weird we can go.
Dan: Endless provocation. I’ll put it this way, I would ultimately be proud if one day we played songs that would cause someone to come up to us and take a swing at us in the DJ booth. We have been booed at lucky, we have been cheered at Lucky, and we would not have it either way.
I remember that one, that was a Cloudsounds right?

Colin: Ya, we did a couple art shows and we did that Lucky show… which had mixed review. Ultimately we’re looking to expand people’s sense of selecting.
Dan: A lot of audiences come to shows with a sense of entitlement like, “we want something that we can dance to,” except that they can’t dance and they are drunk. You know, maybe some DJs see it as their job to make the crowd happy, we’re more about, we want to have fun.
Colin: We have comfort in ourselves and the things we can bring to the table, sound wise—Its fun, music is entertaining.
Meow, it sounds like it’s easy for you to play off each other. So how long have you known each other?

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Colin: not even that long, a year and a bit. It’s all fast paced, spontaneous… We got a friendship that like in the nineteenfifties would have taken five or ten years to create.
Dan: Twitter. Hahah
A match made in Twitter, that’s 21st century lovely. Well, I did want to ask you about Twitter actually, what’s your favorite hashtag?

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Dan: ahhhh right now my favorite hashtag is #partymayor.
#Partymare, like the person who gets a ride at the party?

Colin: Well it’s a Rob Ford reference.
… I don’t follow.

Colin: Rob Ford, he’s the party “mayor.”
oh not like a horse “mare”?

Dan: HAAHAHAHAHAHA
Colin: HAHAHAHaaha PAARTYY MAARREE! I want to be the #partymare.
Word. Better than the dancefloor T-Rex, or the speaker humpers.
Anyway, you have no expectations, fuck the rules, is there a certain aesthetic you’re going for at your shows?

Dan: I think the main thing is not to have a crowd who we couldn’t offend. I would like to be able to offend everyone at the show, having them leave saying something like, “wow that was on point, but FUCK THOSE GUYS.”
To be continued…